Thursday, 29 January 2009

Sardar Jokes

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610'

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College .
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000?
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam at the front door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Santa (Bono quotation):' Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?'
Banta: 'Why don't you use a mouth wash?'
Subject: Indian RSVP
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers
in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the
printer to help him.
After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai
quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing.
The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if
Kanjibhai knew what it meant.
Kanjibhai was quick to reply: 'Rupiyaa Saathe Vehlaa Padhaarjo'


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