1. Family Planning walay
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.
Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.
Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.
2. b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya,
Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.
Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.
Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.
3. Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.
Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.
Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,
Khudkushi Haram hai,
Zulm hai,
Gunah hai,
Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...
4. Sardar Pathan Se
Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.
Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.
