funny peoples do funny things

Filling petrol in donkey.




Nice Shot




do you know what this looks like?




you can do amazing things with closes.




this guy is eating his nose




Don't try to do anything at my back!




Don't tell others this is my new invention...

People New hair style

people make funny telescope

People Muscle Man

I'm so scarred of this kind of games

Marathon man so funny..

Sardar Jokes

Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610'

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College .
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000?
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam at the front door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi


Santa (Bono quotation):' Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?'
Banta: 'Why don't you use a mouth wash?'
Subject: Indian RSVP
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers
in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the
printer to help him.
After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai
quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing.
The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if
Kanjibhai knew what it meant.
Kanjibhai was quick to reply: 'Rupiyaa Saathe Vehlaa Padhaarjo'

jokes

1. Family Planning walay

Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.

Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.

Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.


2. b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya,

Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.

Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.

Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.


3. Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...


4. Sardar Pathan Se

Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.

Funny Politics Photos

Unfortunate Bodies

Frog Like Baby born in Nepal

A boy with three arms











A man with Tail












A boy with One Eye








Nipple on the foot

Hottest Food

Believe it or not!!!
Believe it or not!!!
Believe it or not!!!
It's the hottest food of Japan




Hi Friends,

Hope you all co-operate in eradicating this evil thing.
With regards to what you are going to witness here is a fact.
Don't get Scared!
"It's Japan's :: :: hottest food...
"In Japan..dead babies or fetuses could be bought at $10000 to $12000 ::from hospitals to meet the high demand for grilled and barbecued babies....
What a sad state !! Please forward my blog link to as many people as you can so that it can be seen by the world and someone takes action on the same.
It is a thing against human race and unless we people of the world put hand to hand to eradicate this Custom. This will not end. Even the word impossible says I am possible. So friends hope you spread this message as far as you can.

Pictures of beautiful bridges [Part 2]